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Tell me what is slow, fragile or frightening to deploy

I read and answer every message myself, usually within one working day. If I am not the right person for the problem, I will say so and try to point you at someone who is.

Booking now for July 2025 — two slots per quarter

Send a message

Roughly 40 characters minimum. Include numbers if you have them: latency, cost, incident frequency.

What happens next

  1. Within one working day

    A reply from me, not an autoresponder

    Either "here is how I would approach this" or "I am not the right person, try X". Both are useful; neither takes long.

  2. Then, if it looks like a fit

    A thirty-minute call

    Plain agenda: the symptom, the constraint, and whether a paid one-week diagnosis makes sense. No slide deck, no mutual evaluation theatre.

  3. After the call

    A written diagnosis, or a polite no

    If we go ahead, you get a document with the findings, three options and honest trade-offs. If not, you get a short note saying why.